So the thing is, I think I have given you guys the wrong impression of me, as a whole. Because, by and large, my posts here are of serious content/have at least a little meaning to them/aren't so stupid you just want to roll your eyes. So, the thing: many, many things I write and then let languish on my hard drive are incredibly stupid and done simply to entertain me, spur of the moment, and never meant to be finished. Which is separated only from all the other things I never finish only by original intent. I even have a special file for them. The file is called "what the hell why not - OR - what happens when you have stupid ideas often."
The reason I am telling you this: a forewarning. These bingo fills are really fucking stupid. For real. No joke. I dare you
to get through this without rolling your eyes. In fact, I double dog dare you. (Luckily I have no idea what that actually means - double dog? - so you can probably slide by, even if you don't.)
So, my fills.title:
because i like skaters, okayprompt:
pg. and then only for using the lord's name in vain. universe:
amé( Dafydd is pretty sure he hasn’t reached epic levels of pathetic-ness as far as Amé goes - he hasn’t bought notebooks just so he can write their names all over them, surrounded by little hearts and stars, and he hasn’t once stolen an article of Amé’s clothes, even though he has legitimate access, which is more than can be said for Amé’s fans, who don’t - but that doesn’t mean he isn’t kind of pathetic. )title:
when a rock star stalks a fanprompt:
celebrity/notable person. that's right, i was so excited about this one, i filled it twice.rating:
mazurka ( Marlowe spots him for the first time at a show in San Francisco, which turns out to be where he lives so, okay, not unusual. )title:
this is why you don't let strange men tattoo youprompt:
eGad( Reagan probably should have listened to his mom when she said not to get tattoos outside of parlors. )title:
that was stupid, dudeprompt:
free space rating:
eGad( Mister Seed turned away from the controls he was fiddling with - hopefully not to, like, flood the chamber Reagan was in with gas or something. )title:
what the heck... you have breasts!prompt:
mazurka( When Chick Reed turned into a girl, Marlowe didn’t even notice, at first. )title:
like blake, except for how i haven't read blakeprompt:
fairy tales/folk lore/mythologyrating:
space dragon au 'verse. so au you probably won't even know which character's au forms these are.( Only an angel would hold a protest of one. )
What am I, what am I, etc.
These were also posted on origfic_bingo
where people were very tolerant of my silliness.