Oh noes, threats! This story does make me feel like a terrible person because I really want them to get away with murder. >.> And just, like, ride off into the sunset together. Kind of like when I read In Cold Blood and just kept chanting, "Don't come back to America, don't come back to America, they'll catch you!" And then they came back. And got caught. And, you know, death penalty. Upon reflection, I think that book may have scarred me. Um.