You do not seem creepy at all! And you are welcome to subscribe to my journal. :) I have something of an opposite problem to what you have, by which I mean not only are my friends not on Livejournal, most aren't on Dreamwidth either. But I have nefarious plans to drag them in so. *strokes mustache thoughtfully*

Now I am just really curious as to which parthenon post you saw. I can narrow it down to two universes, since that's all I've posted there, I think. I'm pretty sure it would have to be Machines and Spirits Ought to Know, but that was also posted eons ago, in internet time. My curiosity, it is piqued!